there once were five jelly donuts who danced all day
one tripped off a cliff and fell into the bay
there were now four jelly donuts who danced all day
one choked himself on a bottle of hairspray
there were now three jelly donuts who danced all day
one was found crushed beneath santas own sleigh
there were now two jelly donuts who danced all day
one got into a fatal accident involving authentic swordplay
there was now one lonely jelly donut who danced all day
without his friends, he was depressed, and threw himself on the railway
there were now no jelly donuts who danced all day
goodbye